HELLO HUNGRY FADED BONE TEE — HI HUNGRY, I’M DAD (Now Go Clean Your Room)

Classic dad joke. Nuclear-level sarcasm. This tee dishes out legendary fatherly wit with the mood of a reaper who’s done pretending to be “fun dad.” When your kid says “I’m hungry,” this shirt responds with iconic dad energy—dark, snarky, and totally unapologetic. Featuring a ravenous reaper with glowing eyes and hunger that hits harder than Sunday night discipline.

Wear it proudly, dads—you’re not just feeding snacks, you’re feeding character.

Product features
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed fit
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams
- Ribbed collar stretches comfortably before returning to shape
- Boxy, oversized fit enhances casual vibes
- Made from 100% heavyweight cotton for lasting comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean